My German Teacher (in German):We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
lostinhistory:

aromaveil:

Please give this tiny baby platypus notes. I don’t like seeing the hateful comments directed at me from the Men’s Rights blogs on tumblr so if this baby platypus gets over 36 notes i will be okay and i will see people reblogging this platypus instead of mean things

Also, baby platypuses are called puggles.

lostinhistory:

aromaveil:

Please give this tiny baby platypus notes. I don’t like seeing the hateful comments directed at me from the Men’s Rights blogs on tumblr so if this baby platypus gets over 36 notes i will be okay and i will see people reblogging this platypus instead of mean things

Also, baby platypuses are called puggles.

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prettyfuckinggross:

what probably pisses me off the most about society is this idea that fat girls, like me, having a sex life, or even a sex drive, is shocking.

gigaguess:

This is mildly horrifying.

gigaguess:

This is mildly horrifying.

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

sailing0nwavesmade0fstars:

there needs to be more people like patrick stump in the world

sailing0nwavesmade0fstars:

there needs to be more people like patrick stump in the world

radglarez:

unable-to-can:

lameborghini:

this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like

You made a fine point with this.

fuck you

radglarez:

unable-to-can:

lameborghini:

this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like

You made a fine point with this.

fuck you